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Believe it or not, there are grown men and women who make a living by doing goofy voices in recording studios so kids can hear their favorite cartoons speak on Saturday mornings, manufacturers can hear their animated spokesgraphics say funny stuff, and the really creative writers for radio can create all manner of talking items, from aardvarks, appliances, and aliens, to zebras, zeppelins, zwieback... or anything in between.

Unfortunately, I am not usually one of them! I have done a lot of weird voices, including character voices for animated cartoon features produced in both the US and Ireland. But Disney hasn't discovered me yet. So most of the really fun jobs go to actors and actresses instead of voice professionals. But, oddly enough, the most common character voice I am asked to do is the basic "VOG"... the voice of God!

This always used to be a slightly irreverent term used to describe a very deep, authoritative "basso profundo" delivery. But in recent years I have been hired several times to actually BE the voice of God. For example, a variety of productions for INSP (The New Inspirational Network cable network) called for God to speak to his followers in several dramatic presentations. They chose me to be the literal "Voice of God"! I wont go into my personal religious beliefs here, but even the most devout atheist might have been shaken by the thought of attempting to represent such a presence in a dramatic presentation. What if the original script writer didn't like your interpretation? Jesus! (Ooops... sorry.)

How many voices are there in my arsenal? I don't really know... It sort of depends on the application. I become the consummate Emcee each year for a variety of Awards Presentation ceremonies for major sports and industrial venues, such as NASCAR and Bank of America, and, perhaps someday, the prestigious Airport Luggage Handlers Demolition Derby. I am often the slightly "techy-sounding" character speaking to you from the touch-screens at interactive trade show kiosk displays, CD-ROMs, annoying telephone voice mail systems, and much more.

Some days, I'm a really nice-sounding guy with good advice, cheerfully given. But I can quickly become a raging lunatic, or a completely pissed-off giant, or the incredibly sexy Don Juan... even the fumbling, aging old fart with loose dentures! Need an obnoxious used car salesman? Or a carney barker? How about a dignified aristocrat attempting to do rap? Or an overbearing office manager? Keep in mind that I started in this business while I was studying theater in graduate school.

99% of the voice work that I do is "straight announcer" stuff... but I have the imagination, the background, and the versatility to be just about any damned thing you need! (Except female, young, or wimpy.) The following is a list of just a few of the clients who've found the voice they wanted in my bag.

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AGC Freeport McMoran Kansas State Lottery J.C.Bradford Royal Ins.
Dynatech NFL Films Gillette Bayer United American
Monsanto Discovery Channel Nortel BellSouth INSP Cable
NSCAA Ford Motor Co. Miami Jewish Fellowship Zeiss Image Co. Cannes Film Festival
GGCC Golf Tourney The History Channel Mannington Floors Behringer Wines Flagstar/Denny's Restaurants
HGTV Subway Broyhill Furn. YMCA Procter & Gamble
Auto Bell WestVaco Berchtold Corp. Lucent Technology Darryl Waltrip
International Paper Sabre Mowers Wingate College S.C.E.& G. Laidlaw Environmental
S.C. Employment Comm. Wingard Graphics AMOCO Pneumafil Xerox
Wix Filters Time Life Videos Biltmore House Biscuitville Saturn Cars
Health Mart Okuma Corp. Standard Telco Harris Teeter SAS Institute
McDonalds Thomasville Furn. Oceanic Cable Hackney Delivery Wachovia
Hooker Furn. Bank of America Piedmont Nat. Gas Hoechst Celanese Michelin Tires
Western Auto BMW Motorcars SwissRail NASCAR Bi Lo
Sears The Firm Aerobics NAPA Sonoco Charlotte Motor Speedway
Hanes Briefs Hardees ACC/SEC Sports Embers Charcoal Bristol Dragway
Marie Calendar IHRA Coca Cola Dexter Shoes A&E Network America's Castles
Richmond Dragway Barbera Bus. Systems Public Service Gas Eastman Kodak Duke Energy
Seimans Corp. Eurorail Goody's Sealand Kimberly Clark
Kanawa Ins. Bojangles Pennington Seed Security Nat. Bank Time Warner Cable
Glen Aire Atlanta Motor Speedway Britrail CP&L Health Plus
Athens Reg. Med. Center Bridgestone Tires Continental Cable Washington Flower & Garden Show Lees Carpet
Kansas Sports Hall of Fame Fluidtec Skulptur Form Belk Stores Advance Auto
Stihl Chainsaws Ruud Waterheaters Jockey Underwear High Museum, Atlanta Engraph
Just For Feet AND MANY MANY MORE

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